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I laughed my fuckin cods off this morning when The Guardian reported the Real IRA will target bankers in a "renewed campaign of violence". I fell on the floor howling, shaking with disbelief when I read the companion piece. Apparently the clandestine meetings between the Real IRA and Mummy's boy journo Henry were like a scene from The Godfather.

I think the little diddums needs to get out more. What he described sounded more like the druggie scenes from "Withnail and I".

The world capitalist conspiracy of Jews, bankers and socialists, if there is such a thing, hasn't really had a good few days, has it.

First, there was all that reporting of those former lifestyle gurus at TUC Conference threatening action against budget cuts. Then there was some sort briefing that the Israeli-Palestinian talks had hit their usual stumbling blocks. I mean, these talks have been going on for years. What the fuck do they talk about? Book deals? Things have got so bad, Hilary Clinton has been forced to go to press. Now some cokehead fantasists with guns are threatening British bankers.

What are we to do....


But the good news is that the world's favourite puppy, Obama, has written a children's book. Lord help us....actually He won't help because, again, depending on one's point of view; Satan arrives in London on Thursday in the body of the Pope.

The only sane solution is to ignore all that crap and and get on with your life, here's a little help along the way...Tube Disasters by The Flux of Pink Indians