Nobel Committee Awards "Peace Drug"

Way back in October 2009, the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples".

It was previously thought that the committee had been clean since awarding its notorious "peace drug" to Henry Kessinger in 1973. However, evidence that the committee was back on drugs first emerged in 2005 when it awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature to Harold Pinter in 2005. Since then, it had been thought that committee members had managed rehab without relapse.

However, in 2009 it was clear that the Norwegian Nobel Committee was back on the peace drug and that it has a far out stash. In a rare example of international co-operation, the committee decided to share this stash with President Obama. After a few toots, Obama decided to give a speech outlining the merits of war.

Side effects of the peace drug includes, delusion, bombing and social catastrophe.

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